{"id":10700,"date":"2023-09-27T08:40:14","date_gmt":"2023-09-27T06:40:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/?p=10700"},"modified":"2023-09-27T08:46:15","modified_gmt":"2023-09-27T06:46:15","slug":"chez-max-coiffeur-pour-homme-ou-un-jour-jentrais-comme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/27\/chez-max-coiffeur-pour-homme-ou-un-jour-jentrais-comme\/","title":{"rendered":"Chez Max coiffeur pour homme Ou un jour j&rsquo;entrais comme"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"360\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 360 \/ 360;\" width=\"360\" controls src=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/flamand-rose-chez-Max-coiffeur-pour-hommes.mp4\"><\/video><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chez Max coiffeur pour homme <br>Ou un jour j&rsquo;entrais comme <br>Par hasard me faire raser la couenne <br>Et rafra\u00eechir les douilles <br>Je tombe sur cette flamande, shampouineuse <br>Qui aussit\u00f4t me pique par sa beaut\u00e9 pa\u00efenne, sa m\u00e2choire et sa mandibule savonneuse <br>Elle se penche <br>Et voil\u00e0 son bec, comme un rahat-loukoum <br>\u00c0 la rose <br>Qui rebondit sur mon corps, boum-boum <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Serge Gainsbourg<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">il y a un an : <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2022\/09\/27\/mes-voisins-sont-fous\/\">mes voisins sont fous<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chez Max coiffeur pour homme Ou un jour j&rsquo;entrais comme Par hasard me faire raser la couenne Et rafra\u00eechir les douilles Je tombe sur cette flamande, shampouineuse Qui aussit\u00f4t me pique par sa beaut\u00e9 pa\u00efenne, sa m\u00e2choire et sa mandibule savonneuse Elle se penche Et voil\u00e0 son bec, comme un rahat-loukoum \u00c0 la rose Qui [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[87,347],"tags":[26,196,41,29,30,18],"class_list":["post-10700","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animal-on-est-mal","category-exercice-illegal-de-la-profession-de-coiffeur","tag-chanson","tag-cheveux","tag-oiseau","tag-parodie","tag-pastiche","tag-video"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Chez Max coiffeur pour homme Ou un jour j&#039;entrais comme - \u00e0 l&#039;ombre d&#039;un paradoxe en fleur<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Chez Max coiffeur pour homme Ou un jour j&#039;entrais comme. 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