{"id":1358,"date":"2022-03-08T08:45:20","date_gmt":"2022-03-08T07:45:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/?p=1358"},"modified":"2022-03-08T08:45:48","modified_gmt":"2022-03-08T07:45:48","slug":"au-secours-cest-le-8-mars-balancetonporc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2022\/03\/08\/au-secours-cest-le-8-mars-balancetonporc\/","title":{"rendered":"au secours c&rsquo;est le 8 mars #balancetonporc"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"954\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 960 \/ 954;\" width=\"960\" controls src=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/glisse-ton-porc.mp4\"><\/video><figcaption>au secours c&rsquo;est le 8 mars #balancetonporc<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">au secours c&rsquo;est le 8 mars #balancetonporc<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">tout les machistes aux abris.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em><strong>Sus domesticus<\/strong><\/em>&nbsp;est une&nbsp;sous-esp\u00e8ce&nbsp;de&nbsp;mammif\u00e8res&nbsp;domestiques&nbsp;omnivores&nbsp;de la&nbsp;famille&nbsp;des&nbsp;Porcins, ou&nbsp;Suid\u00e9s. Appel\u00e9&nbsp;<strong>porc<\/strong>&nbsp;(du latin&nbsp;<em>porcus<\/em>) ou&nbsp;<strong>cochon<\/strong>&nbsp;ou encore&nbsp;<strong>cochon domestique<\/strong>, il est rest\u00e9 proche du&nbsp;sanglier&nbsp;avec lequel il peut se&nbsp;croiser. (<a href=\"https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Porc\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Wikipedia<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>au secours c&rsquo;est le 8 mars #balancetonporc tout les machistes aux abris. Sus domesticus&nbsp;est une&nbsp;sous-esp\u00e8ce&nbsp;de&nbsp;mammif\u00e8res&nbsp;domestiques&nbsp;omnivores&nbsp;de la&nbsp;famille&nbsp;des&nbsp;Porcins, ou&nbsp;Suid\u00e9s. Appel\u00e9&nbsp;porc&nbsp;(du latin&nbsp;porcus) ou&nbsp;cochon&nbsp;ou encore&nbsp;cochon domestique, il est rest\u00e9 proche du&nbsp;sanglier&nbsp;avec lequel il peut se&nbsp;croiser. 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