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\"p\u00e9niche<\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

et puis j’avais choisi de naviguer sur Mastodon<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mastodon est un r\u00e9seau fluvial d\u00e9centralis\u00e9<\/p>\n\n\n\n

tags : surf tranquille, <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Comme je descendais des Fleuves impassibles,
Je ne me sentis plus guid\u00e9 par les instagrammeurs\u00a0
Des twittos criards les avaient pris pour cibles,
Les ayant clou\u00e9s nus aux poteaux de couleurs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Arthur Rimbaud)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

alt : une p\u00e9niche Mastodon sur la Seine<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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