{"id":14052,"date":"2025-05-19T09:45:17","date_gmt":"2025-05-19T07:45:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/?p=14052"},"modified":"2025-05-19T09:45:18","modified_gmt":"2025-05-19T07:45:18","slug":"joe-biden-va-mourir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2025\/05\/19\/joe-biden-va-mourir\/","title":{"rendered":"Joe Biden va mourir"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.yves.brette.biz\/public\/humour\/Vladimir_Poutine_larmes.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.yves.brette.biz\/public\/humour\/Vladimir_Poutine_larmes.jpeg\" alt=\"Vladimir Poutine en larmes\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Joe Biden va mourir<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je suis venu te dire que je m&rsquo;en vais<br>Et tes larmes n&rsquo;y pourront rien changer<br>Comme dit si bien Verlaine \u00ab\u00a0au vent mauvais\u00a0\u00bb<br>Je suis venu te dire que je m&rsquo;en vais<br>Tu t&rsquo;souviens des jours anciens et tu pleures<br>Tu suffoques, tu bl\u00eamis \u00e0 pr\u00e9sent qu&rsquo;a sonn\u00e9 l&rsquo;heure<br>Des adieux \u00e0 jamais<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Serge Gainsbourg<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Joe Biden a \u00e9t\u00e9 diagnostiqu\u00e9 d&rsquo;une forme \u00ab\u00a0agressive\u00a0\u00bb d&rsquo;un cancer de la prostate, annonce ce dimanche 18 mai son bureau personnel dans un communiqu\u00e9. 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