{"id":14155,"date":"2025-05-24T09:17:38","date_gmt":"2025-05-24T07:17:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/?p=14155"},"modified":"2025-05-24T09:27:06","modified_gmt":"2025-05-24T07:27:06","slug":"tombe-la-neige-tu-ne-viendras-pas-ce-soir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2025\/05\/24\/tombe-la-neige-tu-ne-viendras-pas-ce-soir\/","title":{"rendered":"Tombe la neige Tu ne viendras pas ce soir"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"1280\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 720 \/ 1280;\" width=\"720\" controls src=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/cochon-Adamo-tombe-la-neige-tu-ne-viendras-pas-ce-soir-chanson-fete-de-la-musique.mp4\"><\/video><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Tombe la neige <br>Tu ne viendras pas ce soir <br>Tombe la neige <br>Et mon c\u0153ur s&rsquo;habille de noir <br>Ce soyeux cort\u00e8ge <br>Tout en larmes blanches <br>L&rsquo;oiseau sur la branche <br>Pleure le sortil\u00e8ge <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tu ne viendras pas ce soir <br>Me crie mon d\u00e9sespoir <br>Mais tombe la neige <br>Impassible man\u00e8ge <br>La, lalala, lalala, lalala <br>Ouh <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Salvatore Adamo <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>alt : un cochon \u00e0 sa fen\u00eatre interpr\u00e8te le grand succ\u00e8s de Salvatore Adamo <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tombe la neige Tu ne viendras pas ce soir Tombe la neige Et mon c\u0153ur s&rsquo;habille de noir Ce soyeux cort\u00e8ge Tout en larmes blanches L&rsquo;oiseau sur la branche Pleure le sortil\u00e8ge Tu ne viendras pas ce soir Me crie mon d\u00e9sespoir Mais tombe la neige Impassible man\u00e8ge La, lalala, lalala, lalala Ouh Salvatore Adamo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[89],"tags":[147,109,26,93,29,30,693,927,962],"class_list":["post-14155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nos-amis-les-brette","tag-amour","tag-autoderision","tag-chanson","tag-meteo","tag-parodie","tag-pastiche","tag-porc","tag-salvatore-adamo","tag-video-2"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - 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