{"id":15041,"date":"2025-07-08T09:34:41","date_gmt":"2025-07-08T07:34:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/?p=15041"},"modified":"2025-07-08T09:38:02","modified_gmt":"2025-07-08T07:38:02","slug":"napoleon-bonaparte-francais-du-haut-de-ce-mollusque-impavide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2025\/07\/08\/napoleon-bonaparte-francais-du-haut-de-ce-mollusque-impavide\/","title":{"rendered":"Napol\u00e9on Bonaparte : fran\u00e7ais &#8211; du haut de ce mollusque impavide"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"1280\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 720 \/ 1280;\" width=\"720\" controls src=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/francais-les-200-yeux-dune-coquille-Saint-Jacques-vous-regardent-les-points-que-lon-voit-lorsque-la-coquille-souvre-Yana-Volotovskaya.mp4\"><\/video><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Napol\u00e9on Bonaparte : fran\u00e7ais &#8211; du haut de ce mollusque impavide, les 200 yeux d&rsquo;une coquille Saint-Jacques vous contemplent <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(les points que l&rsquo;on voit lorsque la coquille s&rsquo;ouvre) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yana Volotovskaya<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>tag : reconstitution historique<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>alt : un mollusque bivalve tenu par une main hors de l&rsquo;eau nous regarde<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Napol\u00e9on Bonaparte : fran\u00e7ais &#8211; 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