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fran\u00e7ais ! un nouveau premier ministre vous est donn\u00e9<\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u00e9bastien Lecornu <\/p>\n\n\n\n

tags : licorne, les fran\u00e7ais sont des veaux, perle rare<\/p>\n\n\n\n

alt : vache \u00e0 une seule corne au milieu du front<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le Lecornu, parfois nomm\u00e9 unicorne, est une cr\u00e9ature l\u00e9gendaire \u00e0 corne unique. Son origine, controvers\u00e9e, r\u00e9sulte de multiples influences, en particulier de descriptions d’animaux tels que le Michel Barnier et le Fran\u00e7ois Bayrou, issues de r\u00e9cits d’explorateurs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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