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tiens bon la barre et tiens bon le vent<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hugues Aufray \/ Laurent Bena\u00efm <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un jour, je reviendrai, charg\u00e9 de cadeaux
(Hissez haut, Santiano)
Au pays, j’irai voir Margot
(\u00c0 son doigt, je passerai l’anneau) <\/p>\n\n\n\n

alt : une danseuse en bas r\u00e9sille, \u00e0 cheval sur la barre qui \u00e9carte les l\u00e8vres de sa vulve<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

tiens bon la barre et tiens bon le vent Hugues Aufray \/ Laurent Bena\u00efm Un jour, je reviendrai, charg\u00e9 de cadeaux (Hissez haut, Santiano) Au pays, j’irai voir Margot (\u00c0 son doigt, je passerai l’anneau) alt : une danseuse en bas r\u00e9sille, \u00e0 cheval sur la barre qui \u00e9carte les l\u00e8vres de sa vulve<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[94,243],"tags":[147,471,26,22,1069,2457,29,4,148,129],"class_list":["post-17097","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brette-ciel-liquide","category-comprendre-les-expressions-francaises","tag-amour","tag-bateau","tag-chanson","tag-erotisme","tag-hugues-aufray","tag-laurent-benaim","tag-parodie","tag-photo","tag-saint-valentin","tag-sexe"],"yoast_head":"\ntiens bon la barre et tiens bon le vent - \u00e0 l'ombre d'un paradoxe en fleur<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"tiens bon la barre et tiens bon le vent\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2026\/01\/11\/tiens-bon-la-barre-et-tiens-bon-le-vent\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"tiens bon la barre et tiens bon le vent - 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