{"id":1788,"date":"2022-03-26T10:46:06","date_gmt":"2022-03-26T09:46:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/?p=1788"},"modified":"2022-03-26T11:00:11","modified_gmt":"2022-03-26T10:00:11","slug":"votre-mission-si-vous-lacceptez","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2022\/03\/26\/votre-mission-si-vous-lacceptez\/","title":{"rendered":"votre mission si vous l&rsquo;acceptez"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"1024\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 576 \/ 1024;\" width=\"576\" controls src=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/chat-surveillance-mission-impossible.mp4\"><\/video><figcaption>votre mission si vous l&rsquo;acceptez<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">votre mission si vous l&rsquo;acceptez consistera essentiellement \u00e0 surveiller les voisins.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Comme toujours, si vous ou l&rsquo;un de vos agents \u00e9taient captur\u00e9s ou tu\u00e9s, le d\u00e9partement d&rsquo;Etat nierait avoir eu connaissance de vos agissements. 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Comme toujours, si vous ou l&rsquo;un de vos agents \u00e9taient captur\u00e9s ou tu\u00e9s, le d\u00e9partement d&rsquo;Etat nierait avoir eu connaissance de vos agissements. Cette bande s&rsquo;autod\u00e9truira dans cinq secondes. 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