{"id":18046,"date":"2026-02-13T09:15:21","date_gmt":"2026-02-13T08:15:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/?p=18046"},"modified":"2026-02-13T09:26:54","modified_gmt":"2026-02-13T08:26:54","slug":"allez-vas-y-jeannot-attaque","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2026\/02\/13\/allez-vas-y-jeannot-attaque\/","title":{"rendered":"Allez Vas-y Jeannot ! Attaque"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"720\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 1274 \/ 720;\" width=\"1274\" controls src=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Monica-Vitti-Dramma-Della-Gelosia-1970-danse-saint-valentin-vas-y-Jeannot.mp4\"><\/video><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Allez Vas-y Jeannot ! Attaque<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Monica Vitti, Dramma Della Gelosia, 1970 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>_Pfffff! Qu&rsquo;est-ce qu&rsquo;il est collant, ce type!<br>J&rsquo;dis rien parce que j&rsquo;veux pas faire<br>de scandale, mais alors, quel pot d&rsquo;colle!<br>Il s&rsquo;fait des id\u00e9es ou quoi?<br>J&rsquo;ai accept\u00e9 de faire cette s\u00e9rie de slows avec<br>lui pour pas faire tapisserie devant les copines<br>Mais alors,<br>J&rsquo;en vois plus l&#8217;bout!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>_Mine de rien, j&rsquo;suis en train d&#8217;emballer, moi!<br>J&#8217;emballe, j&#8217;emballe sec<br>Allez! Vas-y, Jeannot!<br>Attaque!<br>Attaque!<br>\u00c7a marche!<br>\u00c7a marche!<br>Accroche-toi, Jeannot!<br>La nuit est \u00e0 nous<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>_Pfffff! \u00c7a n&rsquo;en finit pas!<br>Qu&rsquo;est-ce que je regrette d&rsquo;avoir dit: \u00a0\u00bb Oui \u00a0\u00bb \u00e0 ce type!<br>En plus, il s&rsquo;est asperg\u00e9 d&rsquo;eau de toilette<br>Mon Dieu!<br>J&rsquo;sais pas ce que c&rsquo;est que cette eau de toilette, mais alors,<br>Dr\u00f4lement incommodant!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>_Elle est pas mal, ma cavali\u00e8re<br>Elle est pas terrible, terrible, mais elle est pas mal<br>Pour une fois, j&rsquo;ai pas h\u00e9rit\u00e9 de la plus moche<br>Y&rsquo;a pas longtemps, je me suis coltin\u00e9 une g\u00e9ante, toute la soir\u00e9e<br>Au moins, celle-l\u00e0, elle est \u00e0 ma taille<br>Elle est pas terrible, mais elle est \u00e0 ma taille<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>_Pas du tout mon genre, ce gar\u00e7on<br>Moi, j&rsquo;aime les grands blonds, alors j&rsquo;suis servie<br>Comme m\u00e9t\u00e8que, on fait pas mieux<br>J&rsquo;suis s\u00fbre qu&rsquo;il doit \u00eatre Libanais ou quelque chose<br>Quelle horreur!<br>\u00d4h! Et puis, alors il m&rsquo;donne chaud \u00e0 m&rsquo;coller comme \u00e7a<br>Et vas-y que j&rsquo;te colle! Et vas-y que j&rsquo;te colle!<br>Hummm!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>_Dommage qu&rsquo;elle ait les mains moites<br>\u00c7a m&rsquo;g\u00eane pas des masses, mais elle a les mains moites<br>C&rsquo;est parce que j&rsquo;dois lui faire de l&rsquo;effet<br>C&rsquo;est l&rsquo;excitation, \u00e7a!<br>J&rsquo;vais lui mordiller le lobe de l&rsquo;oreille<br>Si elle me fout pas une baffe, c&rsquo;est que j&rsquo;ai ma chance<br>Ouais!<br>C&rsquo;est pas dans la poche!<br>Faut s&rsquo;accrocher<br>Accroche-toi, Jeannot!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>_Il m&rsquo;a mordu l&rsquo;oreille, il m&rsquo;a fait mal, ce con, il est con, ce type<br>Ah! Et puis, alors qu&rsquo;est-ce qui cocotte?<br>Cette eau d&rsquo;toilette&#8230; naus\u00e9abonde<br>Si y&rsquo;avait pas les copines qui me<br>regardent, comment que j&rsquo;te l&rsquo;planterais l\u00e0<br>Mais \u00e7a, Arlette et Josie, je vais pas leur faire ce plaisir<br>Elles en sont vertes de m&rsquo;voir danser, malades de rage<br>Alors \u00e7a, maintenant, tant pis, j&rsquo;vais au bout<br>Ben alors, on peut dire que \u00e7a me co\u00fbte hein!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>_Elle en peut plus<br>J&rsquo;la rends dingue, la poulette<br>Et encore, j&rsquo;ai pas sorti l&rsquo;grand jeu<br>Attends un peu que j&rsquo;me d\u00e9cha\u00eene<br>Allez! Vas-y, vas-y, Jeannot!<br>Emm\u00e8ne-la au ciel<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>_J&rsquo;ai envie de vomir<br>C&rsquo;est la derni\u00e8re fois que je viens danser<br>Tant pis si je coiffe Sainte Catherine, mais alors,<br>Des excit\u00e9s comme \u00e7a, merci bien!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>_J&rsquo;vais lui griffer l&rsquo;dos avec mon pouce<br>Il para\u00eet qu&rsquo;elles adorent \u00e7a, ces chiennes!<br>Je l&rsquo;ai lu dans une revue sp\u00e9cialis\u00e9e<br>On va voir ce que \u00e7a donne<br>J&rsquo;vais partir du bas du dos et remonter jusqu&rsquo;\u00e0 la nuque<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>_A\u00efe!<br>Mais, il est givr\u00e9, ce mec!<br>Il vient d&rsquo;me labourer la peau du dos avec son ongle<br>Tu parles d&rsquo;un plaisir!<br>Moi qui ai un mal fou \u00e0 cicatriser<br>C&rsquo;est bien ma veine!<br>Il a fallu que j&rsquo;tombe sur un sadique<br>C&rsquo;est tout moi, \u00e7a!<br>Vivement que \u00e7a finisse ce slow<br>parce que j&rsquo;suis au bord de l&rsquo;esclandre<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>_Bien jou\u00e9, Jeannot!<br>Elle est \u00e0 point l\u00e0<br>Elle est \u00e0 point!<br>Y&rsquo;a plus qu&rsquo;\u00e0 porter l&rsquo;estocade<br>Allez! Vas-y, Jeannot!<br>Vas-y, mon fils!<br>Il faut conclure maintenant<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>_Beurk!<br>Berk! Berk! Berk! Berk! Beurk!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>_Et voil\u00e0 l&rsquo;travail!<br>C&rsquo;est pas si compliqu\u00e9, les gonzesses<br>Il faut savoir s&rsquo;imposer, c&rsquo;est tout!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La Drague, sketch de Guy Bedos et Sophie Daumier \u2027 1973<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Monica-Vitti-Dramma-Della-Gelosia-1970-danse-saint-valentin-vas-y-Jeannot.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"452\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Monica-Vitti-Dramma-Della-Gelosia-1970-danse-saint-valentin-vas-y-Jeannot.gif\" alt=\"sur la piste de danse, un homme entreprenant tourne autour d'une femme manifestement peu int\u00e9ress\u00e9e\" class=\"wp-image-18050\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>alt : sur la piste de danse, un homme entreprenant tourne autour d&rsquo;une femme manifestement peu int\u00e9ress\u00e9e<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Allez Vas-y Jeannot ! 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