{"id":18245,"date":"2026-02-20T08:56:19","date_gmt":"2026-02-20T07:56:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/?p=18245"},"modified":"2026-02-20T10:02:29","modified_gmt":"2026-02-20T09:02:29","slug":"bison-fute-et-soudain-cetait-les-vacances","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2026\/02\/20\/bison-fute-et-soudain-cetait-les-vacances\/","title":{"rendered":"bison fut\u00e9 : et soudain c&rsquo;\u00e9tait les vacances"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"1280\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 720 \/ 1280;\" width=\"720\" controls src=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/bison-fute-et-soudain-cetait-les-vacances.mp4\"><\/video><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>bison fut\u00e9 : et soudain c&rsquo;\u00e9tait les vacances <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>musique : King Harvest, Dancing In The Moonlight<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>tag : ceux qui n&rsquo;iront pas au Salon de l&rsquo;Agriculture se consoleront en allant au ski<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>alt : un bison en libert\u00e9 gambade joyeusement sur la route enneig\u00e9e des sports d&rsquo;hiver <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>bison fut\u00e9 : et soudain c&rsquo;\u00e9tait les vacances musique : King Harvest, Dancing In The Moonlight tag : ceux qui n&rsquo;iront pas au Salon de l&rsquo;Agriculture se consoleront en allant au ski alt : un bison en libert\u00e9 gambade joyeusement sur la route enneig\u00e9e des sports d&rsquo;hiver<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[122,89],"tags":[217,213,128,11,238,397,18],"class_list":["post-18245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-exercice-illegal-de-la-profession-de-danseur-etoile","category-nos-amis-les-brette","tag-agri-culture","tag-liberte","tag-mobilite","tag-securite-routiere","tag-vacances","tag-vache-folle","tag-video"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - 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