{"id":18352,"date":"2026-02-23T09:09:03","date_gmt":"2026-02-23T08:09:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/?p=18352"},"modified":"2026-02-23T09:14:25","modified_gmt":"2026-02-23T08:14:25","slug":"la-route-est-droite-et-la-pente-est-nulle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2026\/02\/23\/la-route-est-droite-et-la-pente-est-nulle\/","title":{"rendered":"la route est droite et la pente est nulle"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Ken-Jones-route-la-derniere-ligne-droite.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"712\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Ken-Jones-route-la-derniere-ligne-droite-712x1024.jpg\" alt=\"sous un ciel d'hiver mena\u00e7ant, un homme en manteau et chapeau assis sur une chaise au milieu d'une petite route d\u00e9serte en ligne droite jusqu'\u00e0 l'horizon\" class=\"wp-image-18353\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Ken-Jones-route-la-derniere-ligne-droite-712x1024.jpg 712w, https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Ken-Jones-route-la-derniere-ligne-droite-208x300.jpg 208w, https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Ken-Jones-route-la-derniere-ligne-droite.jpg 736w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 712px) 100vw, 712px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>la route est droite et la pente est nulle<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jean-Pierre Raffarin \/ Ken Jones <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>tag : la derni\u00e8re ligne droite<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>alt : sous un ciel d\u2019hiver mena\u00e7ant, un homme en manteau et chapeau assis sur une chaise sur le c\u00f4t\u00e9 gauche d\u2019une petite route d\u00e9serte en ligne droite jusqu\u2019\u00e0 l\u2019horizon<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>la route est droite et la pente est nulle Jean-Pierre Raffarin \/ Ken Jones tag : la derni\u00e8re ligne droite alt : sous un ciel d\u2019hiver mena\u00e7ant, un homme en manteau et chapeau assis sur une chaise sur le c\u00f4t\u00e9 gauche d\u2019une petite route d\u00e9serte en ligne droite jusqu\u2019\u00e0 l\u2019horizon<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54,243,108],"tags":[17,394,60,412,2705,70],"class_list":["post-18352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art-liquide","category-comprendre-les-expressions-francaises","category-humeur-du-jour-mood-du-genou","tag-absurde","tag-hiver","tag-image","tag-jean-pierre-raffarin","tag-ken-jones","tag-politique"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - 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