{"id":18356,"date":"2026-02-23T09:24:04","date_gmt":"2026-02-23T08:24:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/?p=18356"},"modified":"2026-02-23T09:24:49","modified_gmt":"2026-02-23T08:24:49","slug":"quand-on-arrive-en-ville","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2026\/02\/23\/quand-on-arrive-en-ville\/","title":{"rendered":"Quand on arrive en ville"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"960\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 720 \/ 960;\" width=\"720\" controls src=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/moteur-diesel-sanglier-et-marcassins.mp4\"><\/video><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Quand on arrive en ville<br>Tout l&rsquo;monde change de trottoir<br>On a pas l&rsquo;air virils, mais on fait peur \u00e0 voir<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Daniel Balavoine<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>alt : ambiance moteur diesel, sanglier et marcassins de banlieue <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quand on arrive en villeTout l&rsquo;monde change de trottoirOn a pas l&rsquo;air virils, mais on fait peur \u00e0 voir Daniel Balavoine alt : ambiance moteur diesel, sanglier et marcassins de banlieue<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[87],"tags":[26,1417,50,29,693,18],"class_list":["post-18356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animal-on-est-mal","tag-chanson","tag-daniel-balavoine","tag-identite","tag-parodie","tag-porc","tag-video"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - 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