{"id":18376,"date":"2026-02-24T08:10:02","date_gmt":"2026-02-24T07:10:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/?p=18376"},"modified":"2026-03-27T07:25:51","modified_gmt":"2026-03-27T06:25:51","slug":"galilee-a-la-montagne-et-pourtant-elle-tourne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2026\/02\/24\/galilee-a-la-montagne-et-pourtant-elle-tourne\/","title":{"rendered":"Galil\u00e9e \u00e0 la montagne : et pourtant elle tourne"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"1280\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 720 \/ 1280;\" width=\"720\" controls src=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Galilee-a-la-montagne-et-pourtant-elle-tourne.mp4\"><\/video><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Galil\u00e9e \u00e0 la montagne : et pourtant elle tourne <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>tag : oui la vie de l&rsquo;homme c&rsquo;est un man\u00e8ge (Nicoletta), cqfd, les id\u00e9es brico-facile de tonton yves : 299<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>l&rsquo;Italien&nbsp;Galil\u00e9e&nbsp;(1564-1642), math\u00e9maticien, physicien et philosophe, aurait marmonn\u00e9 cette phrase sur la glace durant ses vacances au ski en&nbsp;1633&nbsp;apr\u00e8s avoir \u00e9t\u00e9 forc\u00e9 devant l&rsquo;Inquisition complotiste&nbsp;d&rsquo;abjurer&nbsp;sa th\u00e9orie (v\u00e9rifi\u00e9e depuis lors) que&nbsp;c&rsquo;est la Homme qui tourne sur lui-m\u00eame, doctrine qui \u00e9tait alors consid\u00e9r\u00e9e comme h\u00e9r\u00e9tique par l&rsquo;\u00c9glise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>alt : un homme d\u00e9coupe un cercle dans la glace avec une grande scie faite pour. La d\u00e9coupe est circulaire, on comprend qu&rsquo;il est sur la glace d&rsquo;un lac gel\u00e9. En p\u00e9riph\u00e9rie du cercle, il installe un moteur de hors-bord dans un trou. Le moteur est maintenu tant bien que mal avec des tassaux en bois. Il allume le moteur qui entraine la rotation de la plaque qu&rsquo;il vient de d\u00e9couper. La personne court en sens inverse de la rotation, sa positon est fixe par rapport \u00e0 l&rsquo;ext\u00e9rieur du man\u00e8ge<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2666\ufe0e Les Cordes Vibratoires \u2666\ufe0e : \u00c7a sert \u00e0 rien mais c&rsquo;est satisfaisant.<a href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/brettezeleliquide.bsky.social\"><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>@brettezeleliquide : notre slogan : inutile ou rembours\u00e9<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Galil\u00e9e \u00e0 la montagne : et pourtant elle tourne tag : oui la vie de l&rsquo;homme c&rsquo;est un man\u00e8ge (Nicoletta), cqfd, les id\u00e9es brico-facile de tonton yves : 299 l&rsquo;Italien&nbsp;Galil\u00e9e&nbsp;(1564-1642), math\u00e9maticien, physicien et philosophe, aurait marmonn\u00e9 cette phrase sur la glace durant ses vacances au ski en&nbsp;1633&nbsp;apr\u00e8s avoir \u00e9t\u00e9 forc\u00e9 devant l&rsquo;Inquisition complotiste&nbsp;d&rsquo;abjurer&nbsp;sa th\u00e9orie (v\u00e9rifi\u00e9e [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[121,298,118],"tags":[26,2827,127,2707,153,18],"class_list":["post-18376","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-les-belles-histoires-de-tonton-yves","category-les-idees-brico-facile-de-tonton-yves","category-the-truth-de-toilette","tag-chanson","tag-galilee","tag-histoire","tag-nicoletta","tag-science","tag-video"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - 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