{"id":18397,"date":"2026-02-24T11:26:48","date_gmt":"2026-02-24T10:26:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/?p=18397"},"modified":"2026-02-24T11:49:05","modified_gmt":"2026-02-24T10:49:05","slug":"je-ne-peux-pas-jai-poney","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2026\/02\/24\/je-ne-peux-pas-jai-poney\/","title":{"rendered":"je ne peux pas j&rsquo;ai poney"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"602\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 434 \/ 602;\" width=\"434\" controls src=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Poor-Things-2023-Yorgos-Lanthimos-cheval-le-gout-des-femmes-pour-lequitation-erotisme.mp4\"><\/video><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>je ne peux pas j&rsquo;ai poney <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Poor Things (pauvres cr\u00e9atures), 2023, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.yves.brette.biz\/?q=Yorgos+Lanthimos&amp;q-submit=ok\">Yorgos Lanthimos<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.yves.brette.biz\/?q=Emma+Stone&amp;q-submit=ok\" type=\"link\" id=\"https:\/\/www.yves.brette.biz\/?q=Emma+Stone&amp;q-submit=ok\">Emma Stone<\/a> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>tag : les bonnes excuses<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>alt : jeune femme d\u00e9couvrant avec passion les bienfaits de la technique de conduite d&rsquo;un \u00e9quid\u00e9 mont\u00e9 sous l&rsquo;action humaine, cette activit\u00e9 ne lui permettant malheureusement pas d&rsquo;honorer d&rsquo;autres propositions qui lui sont adress\u00e9es<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>synopsis : Bella est une jeune femme ramen\u00e9e \u00e0 la vie par le brillant et peu orthodoxe Dr Godwin Baxter. Sous sa protection, elle a soif d&rsquo;apprendre \u00e0 monter \u00e0 cheval. Imperm\u00e9able aux pr\u00e9jug\u00e9s de son \u00e9poque, Bella est r\u00e9solue \u00e0 ne rien c\u00e9der sur les principes d&rsquo;\u00e9galit\u00e9, de lib\u00e9ration et d&rsquo;\u00e9quitation<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>je ne peux pas j&rsquo;ai poney Poor Things (pauvres cr\u00e9atures), 2023, Yorgos Lanthimos, Emma Stone tag : les bonnes excuses alt : jeune femme d\u00e9couvrant avec passion les bienfaits de la technique de conduite d&rsquo;un \u00e9quid\u00e9 mont\u00e9 sous l&rsquo;action humaine, cette activit\u00e9 ne lui permettant malheureusement pas d&rsquo;honorer d&rsquo;autres propositions qui lui sont adress\u00e9es synopsis [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[94,243],"tags":[181,35,2710,22,129,18,2709],"class_list":["post-18397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brette-ciel-liquide","category-comprendre-les-expressions-francaises","tag-cheval","tag-cinema","tag-emma-stone","tag-erotisme","tag-sexe","tag-video","tag-yorgos-lanthimos"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - 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