{"id":18627,"date":"2026-03-04T08:11:53","date_gmt":"2026-03-04T07:11:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/?p=18627"},"modified":"2026-04-13T08:23:35","modified_gmt":"2026-04-13T06:23:35","slug":"quand-yen-a-marre-ya-malabar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2026\/03\/04\/quand-yen-a-marre-ya-malabar\/","title":{"rendered":"quand y&rsquo;en a marre y&rsquo;a Malabar"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Simone-Decker-chewing-gum-quand-yen-a-marre-ya-Malabar.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"691\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Simone-Decker-chewing-gum-quand-yen-a-marre-ya-Malabar-1024x691.jpg\" alt=\"sur une all\u00e9e gravillonn\u00e9e, une \u00e9norme bulle rose de chewing-gum abandonn\u00e9e\" 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id=\"https:\/\/www.simonedecker.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">site web<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>alt : sur une all\u00e9e gravillonn\u00e9e, une \u00e9norme bulle rose de chewing-gum abandonn\u00e9e<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Y\u2019a comme un go\u00fbt de d\u00e9j\u00e0-vu dans son chewing-gum,<br>mastique et reste au garde-\u00e0-vous pendant qu\u2019elle swing l&rsquo;homme.<br>Belle sur le ring elle boxe avec son jean,<br>un \u00e9t\u00e9 sun sur le dream avec un cocktail gin.<br>Un air de voyez-vous avec ce dit John,<br>voil\u00e0 qu&rsquo;elle sent le coup de foudre sur ce big love.<br>Elle remonte son string en face de son James Dean,<br>le steak br\u00fble sur le grill et les dents blanches d&rsquo;Eve brillent.<br>Un air de d\u00e9j\u00e0-vu dans son \u00ab only you \u00bb,<br>la plastique reste au rendez-vous quand son body move.<br>Son instinct de film et son blue se dandinent,<br>voil\u00e0 son festin de mime, elle tire dans le mille.<br>Y\u2019a comme un ton de 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