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mars est la saison des chatst\u00e9ropodes<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Les chatst\u00e9ropodes sont une classe de mollusques obtenus par croisement d’un chat et d’un escargot, caract\u00e9ris\u00e9s par la torsion de leur masse visc\u00e9rale. Ils pr\u00e9sentent une tr\u00e8s grande diversit\u00e9 de formes mais peuvent se reconnaitre g\u00e9n\u00e9ralement par leur coquille dorsale torsad\u00e9e et univalve, caract\u00e9ristique par son aspect ray\u00e9 dit \u00ab\u00a0en bonnet de ski\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n

tag : oh l’escargot c’\u00e9tions une dr\u00f4le de b\u00eate<\/p>\n\n\n\n

alt : un eschargot dans sa parure de fin d’hiver<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

mars est la saison des chatst\u00e9ropodes Les chatst\u00e9ropodes sont une classe de mollusques obtenus par croisement d’un chat et d’un escargot, caract\u00e9ris\u00e9s par la torsion de leur masse visc\u00e9rale. 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