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La femme qui
Est dans l’\u00e9vier
N’a plus le temps
Depuis longtemps <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Georges Moustaki \/ Serge Reggiani \/ Guen Fiore <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ne riez pas
N’y touchez pas
Gardez vos larmes,
Et vos sarcasmes <\/p>\n\n\n\n

alt : une femme brune en sous-v\u00eatements blancs fait sa toilette dans l’\u00e9vier de la cuisine <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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