{"id":1905,"date":"2022-03-29T10:29:21","date_gmt":"2022-03-29T08:29:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/?p=1905"},"modified":"2022-03-29T10:43:08","modified_gmt":"2022-03-29T08:43:08","slug":"je-suis-un-amant-exceptionnel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2022\/03\/29\/je-suis-un-amant-exceptionnel\/","title":{"rendered":"je suis un amant exceptionnel"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"1280\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 720 \/ 1280;\" width=\"720\" controls src=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/oiseau-parade-amoureuse-et-des-danseurs-comme-ca-tu-en-as-deja-vu.mp4\"><\/video><figcaption>je suis un amant exceptionnel<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">je suis un amant exceptionnel<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Parade amoureuse : En biologie, on d\u00e9signe sous le nom g\u00e9n\u00e9rique de parade nuptiale le comportement que j&rsquo;adopte en vue d&rsquo;attirer un partenaire sexuel et de le convaincre de s&rsquo;accoupler. Dans la plupart des esp\u00e8ces animales la parade nuptiale a lieu imm\u00e9diatement avant et pendant, voire un peu apr\u00e8s l&rsquo;accouplement. (en ce qui me concerne, toujours avant et la majeure partie du temps sans accouplement) (<a href=\"https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Parade_nuptiale\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Wikipedia<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">video mise en sourdine par fb \u00ab\u00a0en raison d&rsquo;une correspondance de droits d&rsquo;auteurs\u00a0\u00bb ? J&rsquo;ignorais qu&rsquo;il y avait des droits d&rsquo;auteurs concernant les chants d&rsquo;oiseaux&#8230; d&rsquo;ailleurs quand on clique sur \u00ab\u00a0voir les d\u00e9tails\u00a0\u00bb on obtient \u00ab\u00a0quelque chose n&rsquo;a pas fonctionn\u00e9\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>je suis un amant exceptionnel Parade amoureuse : En biologie, on d\u00e9signe sous le nom g\u00e9n\u00e9rique de parade nuptiale le comportement que j&rsquo;adopte en vue d&rsquo;attirer un partenaire sexuel et de le convaincre de s&rsquo;accoupler. Dans la plupart des esp\u00e8ces animales la parade nuptiale a lieu imm\u00e9diatement avant et pendant, voire un peu apr\u00e8s l&rsquo;accouplement. 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