{"id":20195,"date":"2026-05-06T11:09:56","date_gmt":"2026-05-06T09:09:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/?p=20195"},"modified":"2026-05-06T11:14:21","modified_gmt":"2026-05-06T09:14:21","slug":"cher-mr-retailleau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2026\/05\/06\/cher-mr-retailleau\/","title":{"rendered":"cher Mr Retailleau"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">cher Mr Retailleau,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">j&rsquo;ai bien re\u00e7u dans ma bo\u00eete \u00e0 lettre votre courrier non-sollicit\u00e9 sans mention d&rsquo;exp\u00e9diteur ni logo sur l&rsquo;enveloppe. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">pr\u00e9sent\u00e9 comme un sondage d&rsquo;int\u00e9r\u00eat public non partisan \u00ab\u00a0Pr\u00e9sidentielles 2027 : votre avis compte !\u00a0\u00bb, les premi\u00e8res suggestions de priorit\u00e9s pour le prochain quinquennat (r\u00e9tablir la s\u00e9curit\u00e9 et l&rsquo;autorit\u00e9 de l&rsquo;Etat, ma\u00eetriser l&rsquo;immigration&#8230;) m&rsquo;ont un peu intrigu\u00e9 et amen\u00e9 \u00e0 chercher sur le second feuillet cach\u00e9 \u00e0 l&rsquo;int\u00e9rieur de qui \u00e9manait ce document.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">j&rsquo;ai eu le d\u00e9plaisir d&rsquo;y voir votre souriant visage m&rsquo;adressant \u00ab\u00a0par sens du devoir\u00a0\u00bb un appel d\u00e9sesp\u00e9r\u00e9 \u00e0 mon soutien financier.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">c&rsquo;est donc bien volontiers que je vous fait part de mon espoir que le(la) prochain(e) pr\u00e9sident(e)  reconstruise une France qui me prot\u00e8ge du d\u00e9marchage et de la mendicit\u00e9 et restaure le respect et la grandeur d&rsquo;une valeur cardinale de notre beau pays : Stop Pub<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">j&rsquo;ignore qui paie ce courrier mais je d\u00e9plore ce gaspillage de papier au m\u00e9pris de toute consid\u00e9ration \u00e9cologique et vous serais extr\u00eamement reconnaissant de bien vouloir poursuivre vos coupables activit\u00e9s sans plus me solliciter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">PS : je signale votre envoi comme \u00ab\u00a0spam\u00a0\u00bb \u00e0 google-courrier <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">tags : lettre ouverte (si j&rsquo;avais su, je ne l&rsquo;aurais point), droit de r\u00e9ponse<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>cher Mr Retailleau, j&rsquo;ai bien re\u00e7u dans ma bo\u00eete \u00e0 lettre votre courrier non-sollicit\u00e9 sans mention d&rsquo;exp\u00e9diteur ni logo sur l&rsquo;enveloppe. pr\u00e9sent\u00e9 comme un sondage d&rsquo;int\u00e9r\u00eat public non partisan \u00ab\u00a0Pr\u00e9sidentielles 2027 : votre avis compte !\u00a0\u00bb, les premi\u00e8res suggestions de priorit\u00e9s pour le prochain quinquennat (r\u00e9tablir la s\u00e9curit\u00e9 et l&rsquo;autorit\u00e9 de l&rsquo;Etat, ma\u00eetriser l&rsquo;immigration&#8230;) m&rsquo;ont [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[159,66],"tags":[1993,290,70,140],"class_list":["post-20195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bretzel-surprise","category-ensemble-tout-devient-penible","tag-bruno-retailleau","tag-gens-de-droite","tag-politique","tag-pub"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.2 - 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