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j’aurais voulu \u00eatre un poisson<\/p>\n\n\n\n

White-throated dipper \/ Cincle plongeur \u00e0 gorge blanche <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mau Meneses<\/p>\n\n\n\n

tag : J’ai jamais eu les pieds sur terre<\/p>\n\n\n\n

alt : un oiseau en plong\u00e9e, pos\u00e9 sur un rocher dans l’eau verd\u00e2tre, le corps couvert de bulles d’air argent\u00e9es<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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