{"id":20559,"date":"2026-05-19T15:27:12","date_gmt":"2026-05-19T13:27:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/?p=20559"},"modified":"2026-05-19T15:27:12","modified_gmt":"2026-05-19T13:27:12","slug":"papa-ma-dit-que","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2026\/05\/19\/papa-ma-dit-que\/","title":{"rendered":"papa m&rsquo;a dit que"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">papa m&rsquo;a dit que, de toute fa\u00e7on, SMIC ou RSA, \u00e7a couvre m\u00eame pas ses d\u00e9penses de yaourt pour la semaine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ou <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00ab\u00a0C&rsquo;est belle-maman qui m&rsquo;a dit que le SMIC \u00e7a sert \u00e0 rien<br>Serait-ce possible alors?\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">en r\u00e9ponse \u00e0 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/memespolitiques\/\"><\/a>memespolitiques :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hier, sur RMC, Louis Sarkozy (le fils de Nicolas) a appel\u00e9 \u00e0 supprimer le SMIC dans sa forme actuelle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>papa m&rsquo;a dit que, de toute fa\u00e7on, SMIC ou RSA, \u00e7a couvre m\u00eame pas ses d\u00e9penses de yaourt pour la semaine ou \u00ab\u00a0C&rsquo;est belle-maman qui m&rsquo;a dit que le SMIC \u00e7a sert \u00e0 rienSerait-ce possible alors?\u00a0\u00bb en r\u00e9ponse \u00e0 memespolitiques : Hier, sur RMC, Louis Sarkozy (le fils de Nicolas) a appel\u00e9 \u00e0 supprimer le [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[159],"tags":[503,1813,290,3082,3081,288,70,56],"class_list":["post-20559","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bretzel-surprise","tag-argent","tag-carla-bruni","tag-gens-de-droite","tag-louis-sarkozy","tag-memespolitiques","tag-nicolas-sarkozy","tag-politique","tag-travail"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.8 - 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