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on allait au bord de la mer, sur la lune, sur mars, sur terre <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Michel Jonasz \/ Anne Hathaway, Interstellar, 2014, Christopher Nolan <\/p>\n\n\n\n

alt : une cosmonaute prend un bain de mer en scaphandre<\/p>\n\n\n\n

synopsis : Dans un proche futur, la Terre est devenue hostile pour l’homme. Les temp\u00eates de sable sont fr\u00e9quentes et il n’y a plus que le ma\u00efs qui peut \u00eatre cultiv\u00e9, en raison d’un sol trop aride. Cooper est un pilote, recycl\u00e9 en agriculteur, qui vit avec son fils et sa fille dans la ferme familiale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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on allait au bord de la mer, sur la lune, sur mars, sur terre Michel Jonasz \/ Anne Hathaway, Interstellar, 2014, Christopher Nolan alt : une cosmonaute prend un bain de mer en scaphandre synopsis : Dans un proche futur, la Terre est devenue hostile pour l’homme. 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