{"id":20613,"date":"2026-05-22T06:58:55","date_gmt":"2026-05-22T04:58:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/?p=20613"},"modified":"2026-05-22T07:02:20","modified_gmt":"2026-05-22T05:02:20","slug":"merci-de-patienter-pendant-le-demarrage-de-la-machine-a-decerveler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2026\/05\/22\/merci-de-patienter-pendant-le-demarrage-de-la-machine-a-decerveler\/","title":{"rendered":"merci de patienter pendant le d\u00e9marrage de la machine \u00e0 d\u00e9cerveler"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Petit-montage-de-vues-stereoscopiques-de-la-dissection-dune-tete-humaine-datant-de-1909.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"903\" height=\"932\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Petit-montage-de-vues-stereoscopiques-de-la-dissection-dune-tete-humaine-datant-de-1909.gif\" alt=\"Petit montage de vues st\u00e9r\u00e9oscopiques de la dissection d\u2019une t\u00eate humaine datant de 1909\" class=\"wp-image-20614\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">merci de patienter pendant le d\u00e9marrage de la machine \u00e0 d\u00e9cerveler <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Petit montage de vues st\u00e9r\u00e9oscopiques de la dissection d\u2019une t\u00eate humaine datant de 1909 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">LA CHANSON DU D\u00c9CERVELAGE <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Je fus pendant longtemps ouvrier \u00e9b\u00e9niste,<br>Dans la ru\u2019&nbsp;du Champ d\u2019&nbsp;Mars, d\u2019&nbsp;la paroiss\u2019&nbsp;de Toussaints.<br>Mon \u00e9pouse exer\u00e7ait la profession d\u2019&nbsp;modiste,<br>Et nous n\u2019avions jamais manqu\u00e9 de rien. \u2014<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ufeffQuand le dimanch\u2019&nbsp;s\u2019annon\u00e7ait sans nuage,<br>\ufeffNous exhibions nos beaux accoutrements<br>\ufeffEt nous allions voir le d\u00e9cervelage<br>\ufeffRu\u2019&nbsp;d\u2019&nbsp;l\u2019\u00c9chaud\u00e9, passer un bon moment.<br>\ufeff<em>Voyez, voyer la machin\u2019&nbsp;tourner,<\/em><br>\ufeff<em>Voyez, voyez la cervell\u2019&nbsp;sauter,<\/em><br>\ufeff<em>Voyez, voyez les Rentiers trembler&nbsp;;<\/em><br>(Ch\u0153ur)&nbsp;:&nbsp;<em>Hourra, cornes-au-cul, vive le P\u00e8re Ubu&nbsp;!<\/em><br><br>\ufeffNos deux marmots ch\u00e9ris, barbouill\u00e9s d\u2019&nbsp;confitures,<br>\ufeffBrandissant avec joi\u2019&nbsp;des poupins en papier,<br>\ufeffAvec nous s\u2019installaient sur le haut d\u2019&nbsp;la voiture<br>\ufeffEt nous roulions ga\u00eement vers l\u2019\u00c9chaud\u00e9. \u2014<br>\ufeffOn s\u2019&nbsp;pr\u00e9cipite en foule \u00e0 la barri\u00e8re,<br>\ufeffOn s\u2019&nbsp;fich\u2019&nbsp;des coups pour \u00eatre au premier rang&nbsp;;<br>\ufeffMoi je m\u2019&nbsp;mettais toujours sur un tas d\u2019&nbsp;pierres<br>\ufeffPour pas salir mes godillots dans l\u2019&nbsp;sang.<br>\ufeff<em>Voyez, voyer la machin\u2019&nbsp;tourner,<\/em><br>\ufeff<em>Voyez, voyez la cervell\u2019&nbsp;sauter,<\/em><br>\ufeff<em>Voyez, voyez les Rentiers trembler&nbsp;;<\/em><br>(Ch\u0153ur)&nbsp;:&nbsp;<em>Hourra, cornes-au-cul, vive le P\u00e8re Ubu&nbsp;!<\/em><br><br>Bient\u00f4t ma femme et moi nous somm\u2019s tout blancs d\u2019&nbsp;cervelle,<br>\ufeffLes marmots en boulott\u2019nt et tous nous tr\u00e9pignons<br>\ufeffEn voyant l\u2019&nbsp;Palotin qui brandit sa lumelle,<br>\ufeffEt les blessur\u2019s et les num\u00e9ros d\u2019&nbsp;plomb. \u2014<br>\ufeffSoudain j\u2019per\u00e7ois dans l\u2019coin, pr\u00e8s d\u2019la machine,<br>\ufeffLa gueul\u2019&nbsp;d\u2019un bonz\u2019&nbsp;qui n\u2019&nbsp;m\u2019revient qu\u2019\u00e0 moiti\u00e9.<br>\ufeffMon vieux, que j\u2019&nbsp;dis, je r\u2019connais ta bobine,<br>\ufeffTu m\u2019as vol\u00e9, c\u2019est pas moi qui t\u2019&nbsp;plaindrai.<br>\ufeff<em>Voyez, voyer la machin\u2019&nbsp;tourner,<\/em><br>\ufeff<em>Voyez, voyez la cervell\u2019&nbsp;sauter,<\/em><br>\ufeff<em>Voyez, voyez les Rentiers trembler&nbsp;;<\/em><br>(Ch\u0153ur)&nbsp;:&nbsp;<em>Hourra, cornes-au-cul, vive le P\u00e8re Ubu&nbsp;!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>Soudain j\u2019\u00a0me sens tirer la manch\u2019\u00a0par mon \u00e9pouse\u00a0:<br>Esp\u00e8c\u2019\u00a0d\u2019andouill\u2019, qu\u2019ell\u2019\u00a0m\u2019\u00a0dit, v\u2019l\u00e0 l\u2019\u00a0moment d\u2019te montrer\u00a0:<br>Flanque-lui par la gueule un bon gros paquet d\u2019bouse,<br>Vl\u00e0 l\u2019\u00a0Palotin qu\u2019a just\u2019\u00a0le dos tourn\u00e9. \u2014<br>En entendant ce raisonn\u2019ment superbe,<br>J\u2019attrap\u2019\u00a0sus l\u2019coup mon courage \u00e0 deux mains\u00a0:<br>J\u2019\u00a0flanque au Rentier une gigantesque merdre<br>Qui s\u2019aplatit sur l\u2019\u00a0nez du Palotin.<br><em>Voyez, voyer la machin\u2019\u00a0tourner,<\/em><br><em>Voyez, voyez la cervell\u2019\u00a0sauter,<\/em><br><em>Voyez, voyez les Rentiers trembler\u00a0;<\/em><br>(Ch\u0153ur)\u00a0:\u00a0<em>Hourra, cornes-au-cul, vive le P\u00e8re Ubu\u00a0!<\/em><br><br>Aussit\u00f4t j\u2019\u00a0suis lanc\u00e9 par-dessus la barri\u00e8re,<br>Par la foule en fureur je me vois bouscul\u00e9<br>Et j\u2019\u00a0suis pr\u00e9cipit\u00e9 la t\u00eate la premi\u00e8re<br>Dans l\u2019grand trou noir d\u2019ous qu\u2019on n\u2019\u00a0revient jamais. \u2014<br>Voil\u00e0 c\u2019\u00a0que c\u2019est qu\u2019\u00a0d\u2019aller s\u2019\u00a0prom\u2019\u00a0ner l\u2019\u00a0dimanche<br>Ru\u2019\u00a0d\u2019\u00a0l\u2019\u00c9chaud\u00e9 pour voir d\u00e9cerveler,<br>Marcher l\u2019\u00a0Pinc\u2019-Porc ou bien l\u2019\u00a0D\u00e9manch\u2019-Comanche,<br>On part vivant et l\u2019on revient tud\u00e9.<br><em>Voyez, voyez la machin\u2019\u00a0tourner,<\/em><br><em>Voyez, voyez la cervell\u2019\u00a0sauter,<\/em><br><em>Voyez, voyez les Rentiers trembler\u00a0;<\/em><br>(Ch\u0153ur)\u00a0:\u00a0<em>Hourra, cornes-au-cul, vive le P\u00e8re Ubu\u00a0!<\/em> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Alfred Jarry<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chanson du d\u00e9cervelage, tir\u00e9e de\u00a0Ubu roi<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00c9dition de\u00a0La Revue Blanche,\u00a01900\u00a0(p.140-142).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>merci de patienter pendant le d\u00e9marrage de la machine \u00e0 d\u00e9cerveler Petit montage de vues st\u00e9r\u00e9oscopiques de la dissection d\u2019une t\u00eate humaine datant de 1909 LA CHANSON DU D\u00c9CERVELAGE Je fus pendant longtemps ouvrier \u00e9b\u00e9niste,Dans la ru\u2019&nbsp;du Champ d\u2019&nbsp;Mars, d\u2019&nbsp;la paroiss\u2019&nbsp;de Toussaints.Mon \u00e9pouse 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