{"id":2709,"date":"2022-04-22T13:12:24","date_gmt":"2022-04-22T11:12:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/?p=2709"},"modified":"2022-04-22T13:12:25","modified_gmt":"2022-04-22T11:12:25","slug":"comme-je-descendais-des-fleuves-impassibles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2022\/04\/22\/comme-je-descendais-des-fleuves-impassibles\/","title":{"rendered":"Comme je descendais des Fleuves impassibles"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"854\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 480 \/ 854;\" width=\"480\" controls src=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/singe-linvention-de-la-navigation.mp4\"><\/video><figcaption>Comme je descendais des Fleuves impassibles<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>Comme je descendais des Fleuves impassibles, <br>Je ne me sentis plus guid\u00e9 par les haleurs\u00a0: <br>Des Peaux-Rouges criards les avaient pris pour cibles, <br>Les ayant clou\u00e9s nus aux poteaux de couleurs. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>J\u2019\u00e9tais insoucieux de tous les \u00e9quipages, <br>Porteur de bl\u00e9s flamands ou de cotons anglais. <br>Quand avec mes haleurs ont fini ces tapages, <br>Les Fleuves m\u2019ont laiss\u00e9 descendre o\u00f9 je voulais. <\/p><cite>Arthur Rimbaud : le bateau ivre <a href=\"https:\/\/www.poetica.fr\/poeme-1906\/arthur-rimbaud-le-bateau-ivre\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">poetica.fr<\/a><\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>tags : singe, invention de la navigation<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Comme je descendais des Fleuves impassibles, Je ne me sentis plus guid\u00e9 par les haleurs\u00a0: Des Peaux-Rouges criards les avaient pris pour cibles, Les ayant clou\u00e9s nus aux poteaux de couleurs. J\u2019\u00e9tais insoucieux de tous les \u00e9quipages, Porteur de bl\u00e9s flamands ou de cotons anglais. 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