{"id":2750,"date":"2022-04-24T08:05:49","date_gmt":"2022-04-24T06:05:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/?p=2750"},"modified":"2022-04-24T12:16:08","modified_gmt":"2022-04-24T10:16:08","slug":"le-matin-je-vais-voter-en-chantant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2022\/04\/24\/le-matin-je-vais-voter-en-chantant\/","title":{"rendered":"le matin je vais voter en chantant"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"946\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 720 \/ 946;\" width=\"720\" controls src=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/mort-le-matin-je-vais-voter-en-chantant.mp4\"><\/video><figcaption>le matin je vais voter en chantant<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">le matin je vais voter en chantant<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>Le matin, je m&rsquo;\u00e9veille en chantant <br>Et le soir, je me couche en dansant <br>Entre temps, je fais la sieste <br>Voil\u00e0 tout ce qui me reste <br>Ou je me fais du caf\u00e9 <br>On ne se soigne jamais assez <\/p><cite><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/zdWMrbgzwwQ\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Guy B\u00e9art<\/a><\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Les Gashadokuro\u00a0<\/strong>(\u304c\u3057\u3083\u3069\u304f\u308d\/ \u9913\u8005\u9ad1\u9acf, litt\u00e9ralement \u00ab\u00a0squelette affam\u00e9\u00a0\u00bb, \u00e9galement connu sous le nom d&rsquo;\u00a0<em>Odokuro<\/em>\u00a0)\u00a0sont\u00a0des cr\u00e9atures mythiques\u00a0de la mythologie japonaise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Les Gashadokuro sont des esprits qui prennent la forme de\u00a0squelettes\u00a0g\u00e9ants et sont quinze fois plus grands qu&rsquo;une personne moyenne, cens\u00e9s \u00eatre cr\u00e9\u00e9s \u00e0 partir des fant\u00f4mes des personnes qui sont mortes au combat et n&rsquo;ont pas \u00e9t\u00e9 enterr\u00e9es.\u00a0Le d\u00e9sir de vengeance des peuples pousse les Gashadokuro \u00e0 errer apr\u00e8s minuit, attrapant des voyageurs solitaires et leur mordant la t\u00eate pour boire leur sang pulv\u00e9ris\u00e9.\u00a0Il existe un moyen de conna\u00eetre leur approche, car la victime entendrait le son d&rsquo;un fort bourdonnement dans l&rsquo;oreille caus\u00e9 par le claquement de ses dents.\u00a0On dit que le Gashadokuro poss\u00e8de les pouvoirs d&rsquo;invisibilit\u00e9 et d&rsquo;indestructibilit\u00e9 puisqu&rsquo;il est compos\u00e9 des os de personnes d\u00e9j\u00e0 d\u00e9c\u00e9d\u00e9es, bien que les charmes shinto soient cens\u00e9s les \u00e9loigner.\u00a0Sinon, un Gashadokuro continuera \u00e0 chasser sa proie jusqu&rsquo;\u00e0 ce que sa col\u00e8re refoul\u00e9e soit lib\u00e9r\u00e9e, provoquant le froissement des os et l&rsquo;effondrement du Gashadokuro. 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