{"id":3269,"date":"2022-05-10T11:43:14","date_gmt":"2022-05-10T09:43:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/?p=3269"},"modified":"2022-05-10T11:47:43","modified_gmt":"2022-05-10T09:47:43","slug":"ma-vie-de-blond-chapitre-1-lenfance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2022\/05\/10\/ma-vie-de-blond-chapitre-1-lenfance\/","title":{"rendered":"ma vie de blond : chapitre 1 : l&rsquo;enfance"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"720\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 960 \/ 720;\" width=\"960\" controls src=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/UFO-1970-1971-ma-vie-de-blond-chapitre-1-lenfance.mp4\"><\/video><figcaption>ma vie de blond : chapitre 1 : l&rsquo;enfance<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ma vie de blond : chapitre 1 : l&rsquo;enfance \/ UFO 1970 &#8211; 1971<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Synopsis : En\u00a01980, la\u00a0Terre\u00a0est menac\u00e9e d&rsquo;invasion par une race\u00a0extraterrestre\u00a0en voie d&rsquo;extinction. Seule une organisation secr\u00e8te militaire appel\u00e9e le SHADO (<em>Supreme Headquarters Alien Defence Organization<\/em>) dont le\u00a0quartier-g\u00e9n\u00e9ral\u00a0est camoufl\u00e9 sous les studios de cin\u00e9ma Harlington-Straker en\u00a0Angleterre\u00a0peut emp\u00eacher cette invasion. Pour cela, cette organisation dispose d&rsquo;une base lunaire, d&rsquo;un v\u00e9hicule amphibie \u00e0 la fois sous-marin et avion (<em>SkyDiver<\/em>) et de v\u00e9hicules tout-terrain d&rsquo;intervention (<em>Shado Mobile<\/em>). (<a href=\"https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/UFO,_alerte_dans_l%27espace\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Wikipedia<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Points communs avec ma vie : \u00e9tant enfant, un jour, je suis tomb\u00e9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">tags : ma vie est bas\u00e9e sur une histoire vraie, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/tag\/securite-routiere\/\">s\u00e9curit\u00e9 routi\u00e8re<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ma vie de blond : chapitre 1 : l&rsquo;enfance \/ UFO 1970 &#8211; 1971 Synopsis : En\u00a01980, la\u00a0Terre\u00a0est menac\u00e9e d&rsquo;invasion par une race\u00a0extraterrestre\u00a0en voie d&rsquo;extinction. Seule une organisation secr\u00e8te militaire appel\u00e9e le SHADO (Supreme Headquarters Alien Defence Organization) dont le\u00a0quartier-g\u00e9n\u00e9ral\u00a0est camoufl\u00e9 sous les studios de cin\u00e9ma Harlington-Straker en\u00a0Angleterre\u00a0peut emp\u00eacher cette invasion. Pour cela, cette organisation [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"video","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[347,121,524],"tags":[196,40,20,222,11,277,163,18,21,110],"class_list":["post-3269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-video","hentry","category-exercice-illegal-de-la-profession-de-coiffeur","category-les-belles-histoires-de-tonton-yves","category-ma-vie-est-basee-sur-une-histoire-vraie","tag-cheveux","tag-enfant","tag-nostalgie","tag-science-fiction","tag-securite-routiere","tag-serie","tag-tele","tag-video","tag-vieux","tag-voiture","post_format-post-format-video"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>ma vie de blond : chapitre 1 : l&#039;enfance - \u00e0 l&#039;ombre d&#039;un paradoxe en fleur<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"ma vie de blond : chapitre 1 : l&#039;enfance \/ UFO 1970. 1980, la\u00a0Terre\u00a0est menac\u00e9e d&#039;invasion par une race\u00a0extraterrestre\u00a0en voie d&#039;extinction\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2022\/05\/10\/ma-vie-de-blond-chapitre-1-lenfance\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"ma vie de blond : chapitre 1 : l&#039;enfance - 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