{"id":361,"date":"2022-02-05T13:24:47","date_gmt":"2022-02-05T12:24:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/?p=361"},"modified":"2022-02-05T13:51:21","modified_gmt":"2022-02-05T12:51:21","slug":"rideaux-danger-de-mort","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2022\/02\/05\/rideaux-danger-de-mort\/","title":{"rendered":"rideaux = danger de mort !"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"480\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 840 \/ 480;\" width=\"840\" controls src=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/claque-gifle-attention-toute-violence-peut-entrainer-la-mort.mp4\"><\/video><figcaption>rideaux = danger de mort !<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">rideaux = danger de mort !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Apprenons \u00e0 \u00e9viter les accidents domestiques de la belle-fille. Chez belle-maman, une claque, une gifle peuvent vite arriver, et c&rsquo;est alors la mort qui guette. Alors, pour \u00e9viter les petits et gros bobos tout en laissant la jeune \u00e9pouse s\u2019\u00e9panouir, il existe des solutions :<br>Surveillez votre bru : elle n\u2019a pas conscience des risques qu&rsquo;elle prend en vous provoquant.<br>Vous pouvez l\u2019aider \u00e0 faire des progr\u00e8s en grandissant et l\u2019accompagner dans sa d\u00e9couverte du monde. Votre belle-fille doit toujours \u00eatre sous la surveillance d\u2019un membre de la famille qui ne soit pas une pi\u00e8ce rapport\u00e9s.. Il ne faut pas la laisser sous la garde d&rsquo;une autre belle-fille.<br>Expliquez les dangers \u00e0 la jeune femme : faites-lui comprendre, de fa\u00e7on claire et adapt\u00e9e \u00e0 son \u00e2ge, les risques qu\u2019elle court si elle ne file pas droit et la mani\u00e8re de les \u00e9viter en se tenant par exemple \u00e0 plus de deux m\u00e8tres de tout rideau, voilage ou double rideau.<br>Suivez les conseils de professionnels : demandez conseil \u00e0 votre m\u00e9decin, \u00e0 une pu\u00e9ricultrice, \u00e0 la grande surface Saint-Maclou la plus proche ou \u00e0 votre pharmacien pour toute question concernant votre belle-fille.<br>Ayez les bons r\u00e9flexes : certains gestes simples peuvent \u00e9viter un accident.<br>Ce guide vous apprendra ces gestes essentiels.<br>source : <a href=\"https:\/\/solidarites-sante.gouv.fr\/IMG\/pdf\/brochurepdf-1b23.pdf\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">https:\/\/solidarites-sante.gouv.fr<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">tags : r\u00e9animation, les gestes qui sauvent des vies, pendaison, suffocation, strangulation, bourrette de soie, secourisme, violence domestique et int\u00e9rieur cosy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>rideaux = danger de mort ! Apprenons \u00e0 \u00e9viter les accidents domestiques de la belle-fille. Chez belle-maman, une claque, une gifle peuvent vite arriver, et c&rsquo;est alors la mort qui guette. Alors, pour \u00e9viter les petits et gros bobos tout en laissant la jeune \u00e9pouse s\u2019\u00e9panouir, il existe des solutions :Surveillez votre bru : elle [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"video","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[221],"tags":[17,218,64,220,103,11,5,18,219],"class_list":["post-361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-video","hentry","category-exercice-illegal-de-la-medecine","tag-absurde","tag-famille","tag-mort","tag-prevention","tag-sante-publique","tag-securite-routiere","tag-societe","tag-video","tag-violence","post_format-post-format-video"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.0 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>rideaux = danger de mort ! - \u00e0 l&#039;ombre d&#039;un paradoxe en fleur<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"rideaux = danger de mort ! 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