{"id":3909,"date":"2022-05-30T08:13:46","date_gmt":"2022-05-30T06:13:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/?p=3909"},"modified":"2022-05-30T08:21:40","modified_gmt":"2022-05-30T06:21:40","slug":"je-suis-une-tortue-ninja","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2022\/05\/30\/je-suis-une-tortue-ninja\/","title":{"rendered":"je suis une tortue ninja"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"640\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 368 \/ 640;\" width=\"368\" controls src=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/tortue-cracher-reglement-de-comptes-a-O.K.-Bocal-je-suis-venu-te-dire-que-je-men-vais.mp4\"><\/video><figcaption>je suis une tortue ninja<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>je suis une tortue ninja<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em><strong>Les Tortues Ninja<\/strong><\/em>\u00a0(<em>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles<\/em>) est un\u00a0film\u00a0am\u00e9ricain\u00a0r\u00e9alis\u00e9 par\u00a0Steve Barron\u00a0en\u00a01990. Quatre petites tortues \u00e0 la base tr\u00e8s ordinaires se perdent accidentellement dans les \u00e9gouts de New York et entrent en contact avec un liquide appel\u00e9 mutag\u00e8ne. La substance les fait grandir autant en taille qu&rsquo;en intelligence. Elles finissent par prendre une forme humano\u00efde. Leur\u00a0sensei, un rat lui aussi contamin\u00e9 par la substance, s\u2019av\u00e8re \u00eatre un expert en arts martiaux et leur enseigne l&rsquo;art ninja. Les Tortues attendent 15 ans avant de livrer leur premier combat hors des \u00e9gouts afin de poursuivre leur formation. Ils tombent sur une bande de voyous surpris en flagrant d\u00e9lit par une jeune journaliste,\u00a0April O&rsquo;Neil, qui deviendra par la suite leur meilleure amie. source : <a href=\"https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Les_Tortues_Ninja_(film)\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Wikipedia<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>tags : avoir la haine, cracher son venin, r\u00e8glement de comptes \u00e0 O.K. Bocal, je suis venu te dire que je m&rsquo;en vais, masculinit\u00e9 toxique, Terminator, \u00e9jaculation<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>je suis une tortue ninja Les Tortues Ninja\u00a0(Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) est un\u00a0film\u00a0am\u00e9ricain\u00a0r\u00e9alis\u00e9 par\u00a0Steve Barron\u00a0en\u00a01990. Quatre petites tortues \u00e0 la base tr\u00e8s ordinaires se perdent accidentellement dans les \u00e9gouts de New York et entrent en contact avec un liquide appel\u00e9 mutag\u00e8ne. La substance les fait grandir autant en taille qu&rsquo;en intelligence. 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