{"id":4567,"date":"2022-06-15T08:50:33","date_gmt":"2022-06-15T06:50:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/?p=4567"},"modified":"2022-06-15T08:54:04","modified_gmt":"2022-06-15T06:54:04","slug":"bien-sur-il-reste-le-jet-ski","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2022\/06\/15\/bien-sur-il-reste-le-jet-ski\/","title":{"rendered":"bien-s\u00fbr il reste le jet-ski"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"1270\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 720 \/ 1270;\" width=\"720\" controls src=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Just-like-me-playback-erotisme.mp4\"><\/video><figcaption>bien-s\u00fbr il reste le jet-ski<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">bien-s\u00fbr il reste le jet-ski &#8211; A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie &#8211; Just Like Me (feat. Young Thug) [<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/ub3XhDi6cV4\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Official<\/a> Audio]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sex me, don&rsquo;t caress me <br>I&rsquo;m good, I don&rsquo;t wanna be your bestie <br>She like, \u00ab\u00a0Wet me like a jet-ski\u00a0\u00bb <br>Beat her to it, I&rsquo;ma do it if she let me, yeah <br>Get flee in a white tee <br>Two hundred on my neck, it get icy, yeah <br>You can&rsquo;t be my wifey, you&rsquo;re just like me <br>Sex me, don&rsquo;t caress me <br>I&rsquo;m good, I don&rsquo;t wanna be your bestie <br>She like, \u00ab\u00a0Wet me like a jet-ski\u00a0\u00bb <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sexe moi, ne\u00a0me caresse pas,\u00a0je\u00a0vais<br>bien, je ne veux pas \u00eatre ta meilleure amie\u00a0fuis dans un t-shirt blanc\u00a0Deux cents sur mon cou, \u00e7a devient glacial, ouais\u00a0Tu ne peux pas \u00eatre ma femme, tu es comme moi\u00a0Sexe moi, ne me caresse pas,\u00a0je vais bien, je ne veux pas \u00eatre ta meilleure amie\u00a0Elle aime \u00ab\u00a0Mouille-moi comme un jet-ski\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">tag : playback, sports nautiques<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>bien-s\u00fbr il reste le jet-ski &#8211; A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie &#8211; Just Like Me (feat. 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