{"id":4980,"date":"2022-06-25T08:47:35","date_gmt":"2022-06-25T06:47:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/?p=4980"},"modified":"2022-06-25T08:56:35","modified_gmt":"2022-06-25T06:56:35","slug":"toi-le-frere-que-je-nai-jamais-eu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2022\/06\/25\/toi-le-frere-que-je-nai-jamais-eu\/","title":{"rendered":"Toi le fr\u00e8re que je n&rsquo;ai jamais eu"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"360\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 480 \/ 360;\" width=\"480\" controls src=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Frere-de-sang-de-Frank-Henenlotter-1982-toi-le-frere-que-je-nai-jamais-eu.mp4\"><\/video><figcaption>Toi le fr\u00e8re que je n&rsquo;ai jamais eu<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Toi le fr\u00e8re que je n&rsquo;ai jamais eu Sais-tu si tu avais v\u00e9cu Ce que nous aurions fait ensemble &#8211; Maxime Le Forestier (<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/1D9yNGMgGyI\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">youtube<\/a>) &#8211; Fr\u00e8re de sang, Frank Henenlotter (1982)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Un jeune homme transporte partout avec lui un grand panier en osier. \u00c0 l&rsquo;int\u00e9rieur, se trouve son fr\u00e8re siamois, un monstre au visage d\u00e9form\u00e9. Ensemble, ils traquent les m\u00e9decins qui les ont s\u00e9par\u00e9s pour se venger. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=Fr%C3%A8re+de+sang%2C+Frank+Henenlotter+%281982%29&amp;\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Google<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Toi le fr\u00e8re que je n&rsquo;ai jamais eu Sais-tu si tu avais v\u00e9cu Ce que nous aurions fait ensemble &#8211; Maxime Le Forestier (youtube) &#8211; Fr\u00e8re de sang, Frank Henenlotter (1982) Un jeune homme transporte partout avec lui un grand panier en osier. \u00c0 l&rsquo;int\u00e9rieur, se trouve son fr\u00e8re siamois, un monstre au visage d\u00e9form\u00e9. 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