{"id":4990,"date":"2022-06-25T09:16:09","date_gmt":"2022-06-25T07:16:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/?p=4990"},"modified":"2022-06-25T17:38:49","modified_gmt":"2022-06-25T15:38:49","slug":"danse-avec-ton-animal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2022\/06\/25\/danse-avec-ton-animal\/","title":{"rendered":"danse avec ton animal"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"360\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 492 \/ 360;\" width=\"492\" controls src=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/danse-avec-ton-animal.mp4\"><\/video><figcaption>danse avec ton animal<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">danse avec ton animal<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">tous ces commentaires facebook sur la \u00ab\u00a0maltraitance animale\u00a0\u00bb insoutenable que contiendrait cette vid\u00e9o et ces ridicules \u00e9motic\u00f4nes \u00ab\u00a0grrr\u00a0\u00bb pou y r\u00e9agir me laissent r\u00eaveur. J&rsquo;invite aimablement leurs auteurs \u00e0 se rapprocher de L214 pour voir ce que les mots veulent dire et aimerait \u00e9galement savoir combien de ces \u00ab\u00a0amis\u00a0\u00bb des animaux seraient pr\u00eats \u00e0 jurer qu&rsquo;il ne leur est jamais arriver d&rsquo;esquisser quelques pas de danse avec un animal (au risque que celui-ci vomisse et agonise dans d&rsquo;atroces souffrances, puisque c&rsquo;est ainsi qu&rsquo;ils \/ elles voient les choses).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>danse avec ton animal tous ces commentaires facebook sur la \u00ab\u00a0maltraitance animale\u00a0\u00bb insoutenable que contiendrait cette vid\u00e9o et ces ridicules \u00e9motic\u00f4nes \u00ab\u00a0grrr\u00a0\u00bb pou y r\u00e9agir me laissent r\u00eaveur. J&rsquo;invite aimablement leurs auteurs \u00e0 se rapprocher de L214 pour voir ce que les mots veulent dire et aimerait \u00e9galement savoir combien de ces \u00ab\u00a0amis\u00a0\u00bb des animaux [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[122,89],"tags":[80,137,88,5,18,21],"class_list":["post-4990","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-exercice-illegal-de-la-profession-de-danseur-etoile","category-nos-amis-les-brette","tag-chat","tag-danse","tag-ma-vie-de-chien","tag-societe","tag-video","tag-vieux"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>danse avec ton animal - \u00e0 l&#039;ombre d&#039;un paradoxe en fleur<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"danse avec ton animal\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2022\/06\/25\/danse-avec-ton-animal\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"danse avec ton animal - 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