{"id":600,"date":"2022-02-13T09:09:02","date_gmt":"2022-02-13T08:09:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/?p=600"},"modified":"2022-02-13T09:09:03","modified_gmt":"2022-02-13T08:09:03","slug":"raconte-moi-encore-lhistoire-de-jonas-et-la-baleine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2022\/02\/13\/raconte-moi-encore-lhistoire-de-jonas-et-la-baleine\/","title":{"rendered":"raconte-moi encore l&rsquo;histoire de Jonas et la baleine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"720\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 576 \/ 720;\" width=\"576\" controls src=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Jonas-et-la-baleine.mp4\"><\/video><figcaption>raconte-moi encore l&rsquo;histoire de Jonas et la baleine<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>raconte-moi encore l&rsquo;histoire de Jonas et la baleine<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dieu\u00a0envoie Jonas \u00e0\u00a0Ninive, capitale \u00e9trang\u00e8re de l\u2019empire\u00a0assyrien, afin qu&rsquo;elle se repente. Jonas d\u00e9sob\u00e9it \u00e0 Dieu et se rend \u00e0\u00a0Jaffa\u00a0pour prendre la fuite sur le dernier bateau en direction de\u00a0Tarsis. Durant le voyage, le bateau sur lequel se trouve Jonas essuie une temp\u00eate due \u00e0 la col\u00e8re divine cons\u00e9cutive \u00e0 sa d\u00e9sob\u00e9issance. Les marins d\u00e9cident alors de tirer au sort pour conna\u00eetre le responsable de ce malheur. Le sort d\u00e9signe Jonas. Ils le prennent, le jettent par-dessus bord, et \u00e0 l\u2019instant m\u00eame, la mer s\u2019apaise. Il est recueilli dans le ventre d\u2019un \u00ab\u00a0grand poisson\u00a0\u00bb (souvent d\u00e9sign\u00e9 \u00e0 tort comme une\u00a0baleine) durant trois jours et trois nuits. Le \u00ab\u00a0gros poisson\u00a0\u00bb le recrache ensuite sur le rivage. source : <a href=\"https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Jonas\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Wikipedia<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>raconte-moi encore l&rsquo;histoire de Jonas et la baleine Dieu\u00a0envoie Jonas \u00e0\u00a0Ninive, capitale \u00e9trang\u00e8re de l\u2019empire\u00a0assyrien, afin qu&rsquo;elle se repente. Jonas d\u00e9sob\u00e9it \u00e0 Dieu et se rend \u00e0\u00a0Jaffa\u00a0pour prendre la fuite sur le dernier bateau en direction de\u00a0Tarsis. 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