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je n’aime pas les humains #misanthropomorphisme<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Misanthrope : Personne qui manifeste de l’aversion pour le genre humain.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anthropomorphisme : l’attribution de caract\u00e9ristiques du comportement ou de la morphologie humaine \u00e0 d’autres entit\u00e9s comme des dieux, des animaux, des objets, des ph\u00e9nom\u00e8nes, des id\u00e9es et voire \u00e0 des \u00eatres d’un autre monde le cas \u00e9ch\u00e9ant.\u00a0Wikip\u00e9dia<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

tag : b\u00e9b\u00e9 hippopotame <\/p>\n\n\n\n

commentaire de Dominique A. : Hippo-sucion<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00e0 mes amis d\u00e9fenseurs du bien-\u00eatre animal : non, je ne sais pas si la fille a les genoux propres et si le pauvre b\u00e9b\u00e9 ne risque pas une infection des gencives<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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