{"id":627,"date":"2022-02-14T09:05:04","date_gmt":"2022-02-14T08:05:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/?p=627"},"modified":"2022-02-14T09:09:55","modified_gmt":"2022-02-14T08:09:55","slug":"mais-si-tu-crois-un-jour-que-tu-maimes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2022\/02\/14\/mais-si-tu-crois-un-jour-que-tu-maimes\/","title":{"rendered":"Mais si tu crois un jour que tu m&rsquo;aimes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"1502\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 960 \/ 1502;\" width=\"960\" controls src=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/mini-zorro-poney-un-cavalier-qui-surgit-de-la-nuit.mp4\"><\/video><figcaption>Mais si tu crois un jour que tu m&rsquo;aimes \/ Fran\u00e7oise Hardy, mini poney, zorro<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Mais si tu crois un jour que tu m&rsquo;aimes <br>Ne crois pas que tes souvenirs me g\u00eanent <br>Et cours, cours jusqu&rsquo;\u00e0 perdre haleine <br>Viens me retrouver <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>je ne peux pas, j&rsquo;ai poney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>tags : Fran\u00e7oise Hardy, <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/FqVLT8vgZYw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">mini poney<\/a>, zorro, message personnel, saint-valentin, parodie, cheval<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Message Personnel Fran\u00e7oise Hardy (Sous Titres)\" width=\"580\" height=\"435\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/FqVLT8vgZYw?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mais si tu crois un jour que tu m&rsquo;aimes Ne crois pas que tes souvenirs me g\u00eanent Et cours, cours jusqu&rsquo;\u00e0 perdre haleine Viens me retrouver je ne peux pas, j&rsquo;ai poney tags : Fran\u00e7oise Hardy, mini poney, zorro, message personnel, saint-valentin, parodie, cheval<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"video","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[87,243],"tags":[17,147,26,181,7,50,128,29,30,148,18],"class_list":["post-627","post","type-post","status-publish","format-video","hentry","category-animal-on-est-mal","category-comprendre-les-expressions-francaises","tag-absurde","tag-amour","tag-chanson","tag-cheval","tag-comprendre-les-expressions-francaises","tag-identite","tag-mobilite","tag-parodie","tag-pastiche","tag-saint-valentin","tag-video","post_format-post-format-video"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Mais si tu crois un jour que tu m&#039;aimes - \u00e0 l&#039;ombre d&#039;un paradoxe en fleur<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Mais si tu crois un jour que tu m&#039;aimes Et cours, cours jusqu&#039;\u00e0 perdre haleine Viens me retrouver. 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