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\"J'\u00e9tais<\/a>
J’\u00e9tais tranquille j’\u00e9tais peinard<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

J’\u00e9tais tranquille j’\u00e9tais peinard<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Accoud\u00e9 au comptoir<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

T’as le m\u00eame short que James Dean
T’arr\u00eates ta frime
Je parie que c’est un vrai L\u00e9vis Strauss
Il est carr\u00e9ment pas craignos <\/p>Renaud<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

tags : un cowboy en \u00e9t\u00e9, les myst\u00e8res de l’ouest, ton p\u00e8re en short<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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