{"id":6757,"date":"2022-09-02T11:49:59","date_gmt":"2022-09-02T09:49:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/?p=6757"},"modified":"2022-09-02T11:54:23","modified_gmt":"2022-09-02T09:54:23","slug":"vacances-nous-naurions-pas-du-rentrer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2022\/09\/02\/vacances-nous-naurions-pas-du-rentrer\/","title":{"rendered":"vacances : nous n&rsquo;aurions pas d\u00fb rentrer"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/vacances-celles-qui-ne-sont-pas-revenues.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"976\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/vacances-celles-qui-ne-sont-pas-revenues-976x1024.jpg\" alt=\"vacances : nous n'aurions pas d\u00fb rentrer\" class=\"wp-image-6758\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/vacances-celles-qui-ne-sont-pas-revenues-976x1024.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/vacances-celles-qui-ne-sont-pas-revenues-286x300.jpg 286w, https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/vacances-celles-qui-ne-sont-pas-revenues-768x806.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/vacances-celles-qui-ne-sont-pas-revenues-1200x1259.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/vacances-celles-qui-ne-sont-pas-revenues.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/a><figcaption>vacances : nous n&rsquo;aurions pas d\u00fb rentrer<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>vacances : nous n&rsquo;aurions pas d\u00fb rentrer<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I cannot go on<br>I will lie down, and close my eyes<br>and die.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je ne peux pas continuer<br>Je vais m&rsquo;allonger et fermer les yeux<br>et mourir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>tag : voir Venise et mourir<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>vacances : nous n&rsquo;aurions pas d\u00fb rentrer I cannot go onI will lie down, and close my eyesand die. 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