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j’\u00e9tais peinard – accoud\u00e9 au comptoir
un alligator est entr\u00e9 dans le bar
a command\u00e9 un jambon beurre <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Renaud<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gigi Bolain : T\u2019as des bottes mon pote elles me bottent<\/p>\n\n\n\n

<\/a><\/a>Inter Brette : Je parie que c’est du croco, Viens faire un tour dans le terrain vague, Je vais t’apprendre un jeu rigolo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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