{"id":742,"date":"2022-02-17T16:18:55","date_gmt":"2022-02-17T15:18:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/?p=742"},"modified":"2022-02-17T16:18:56","modified_gmt":"2022-02-17T15:18:56","slug":"faut-pas-prendre-les-canards-sauvages-pour-des-avions-a-reaction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2022\/02\/17\/faut-pas-prendre-les-canards-sauvages-pour-des-avions-a-reaction\/","title":{"rendered":"Faut pas prendre\u00a0les canards sauvages pour des avions \u00e0 r\u00e9action"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"540\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 960 \/ 540;\" width=\"960\" controls src=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Duck-Swimming-through-Cherry-Blossoms-le-temps-des-cerises-la-trajectoire-du-canard-a-reaction.mp4\"><\/video><figcaption>Faut pas prendre\u00a0les canards sauvages pour des avions \u00e0 r\u00e9action<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Faut pas prendre\u00a0les canards sauvages pour des avions \u00e0 r\u00e9action<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Duck Swimming through Cherry Blossoms \/ la trajectoire du canard \u00e0 r\u00e9action dans les fleurs de cerisier<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Synopsis :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rita a l&rsquo;habitude de prendre des pilotes de ligne pour amants. Celui qui est actuellement en titre l&rsquo;a grug\u00e9e en ne lui donnant pas sa part dans un partage de lingots d&rsquo;or. Furieuse, Rita decide de se venger. Elle fait appel a sa tante L\u00e9ontine, une vieille dame qui a inspir\u00e9 autrefois la terreur dans le monde de l&rsquo;aviation. source : <a href=\"https:\/\/www.allocine.fr\/film\/fichefilm_gen_cfilm=6945.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Allocine<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Faut pas prendre\u00a0les canards sauvages pour des avions \u00e0 r\u00e9action Duck Swimming through Cherry Blossoms \/ la trajectoire du canard \u00e0 r\u00e9action dans les fleurs de cerisier Synopsis : Rita a l&rsquo;habitude de prendre des pilotes de ligne pour amants. 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