{"id":772,"date":"2022-02-18T15:02:35","date_gmt":"2022-02-18T14:02:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/?p=772"},"modified":"2022-02-18T15:02:35","modified_gmt":"2022-02-18T14:02:35","slug":"quand-il-reviendra-le-temps-des-cerises","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2022\/02\/18\/quand-il-reviendra-le-temps-des-cerises\/","title":{"rendered":"Quand il reviendra le temps des cerises"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/coccinelle-demoiselle-printemps-sexe.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"498\" height=\"266\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/coccinelle-demoiselle-printemps-sexe.gif\" alt=\"Quand il reviendra le temps des cerises\" class=\"wp-image-773\"\/><\/a><figcaption>Quand il reviendra le temps des cerises<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Quand il reviendra le temps des cerises<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Les belles auront la folie en t\u00eate <br>Et les amoureux du soleil au c\u0153ur <br>Quand nous chanterons le temps des cerises <br>Sifflera bien mieux le merle moqueur <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Coccinelle, demoiselle, b\u00eate \u00e0 bon Dieu<br>Coccinelle, demoiselle, sens mon \u00e9pieu<br>Petit point rouge, elle bouge<br>Petit point blanc, elle prend<br>Petit point noir, coccinelle au revoir<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">paroles : <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mondedestitounis.fr\/comptine-chanson.php?id=7\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">le monde des titounis<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quand il reviendra le temps des cerises Les belles auront la folie en t\u00eate Et les amoureux du soleil au c\u0153ur Quand nous chanterons le temps des cerises Sifflera bien mieux le merle moqueur Coccinelle, demoiselle, b\u00eate \u00e0 bon DieuCoccinelle, demoiselle, sens mon \u00e9pieuPetit point rouge, elle bougePetit point blanc, elle prendPetit point noir, coccinelle [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[87,101],"tags":[26,22,14,29,30,344,129],"class_list":["post-772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-animal-on-est-mal","category-gif-animes-avez-vous-donc-une-ame","tag-chanson","tag-erotisme","tag-gif-animes-avez-vous-donc-une-ame","tag-parodie","tag-pastiche","tag-printemps","tag-sexe","post_format-post-format-image"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.7 - 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