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L’algorithme – cette m\u00e8re gaveuse qui, si tu as le malheur de dire une fois que tu as bien aim\u00e9 sa pur\u00e9e de carottes, va t’en resservir \u00e0 chacun de tes repas jusqu’\u00e0 la fin de tes jours, jusqu’au d\u00e9go\u00fbt total.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

tag : mais tu m’as dit une fois que tu aimais \u00e7a…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

L’algorithme – cette m\u00e8re gaveuse qui, si tu as le malheur de dire une fois que tu as bien aim\u00e9 sa pur\u00e9e de carottes, va t’en resservir \u00e0 chacun de tes repas jusqu’\u00e0 la fin de tes jours, jusqu’au d\u00e9go\u00fbt total. tag : mais tu m’as dit une fois que tu aimais \u00e7a…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[159],"tags":[49,369,496,134,275,269],"class_list":["post-8368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bretzel-surprise","tag-facebook","tag-informatique","tag-instagram","tag-reseaux-sociaux","tag-tiktok","tag-twitter"],"yoast_head":"\nL'algorithme - cette m\u00e8re gaveuse - \u00e0 l'ombre d'un paradoxe en fleur<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"L'algorithme - cette m\u00e8re gaveuse qui, si tu as le malheur de dire une fois que tu as bien aim\u00e9 sa pur\u00e9e de carottes, va t'en resservir\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2023\/07\/06\/lalgorithme-cette-mere-gaveuse\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"L'algorithme - 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