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allez – dis-le que tu es un pian<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Alors d’une voix minuscule, Darwyne r\u00e9p\u00e8te :<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 Je suis un pian.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 C’est \u00e7a. Un petit pian d\u00e9gueulasse<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Et l’enfant dit plus fort :<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 Un petit pian d\u00e9gueulasse. Je suis un petit pian d\u00e9gueulasse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 Bon qu’\u00e0 faire honte \u00e0 sa m\u00e8re.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 Bon qu’\u00e0 faire honte \u00e0 sa m\u00e8re. Je suis un petit pian d\u00e9gueulasse bon qu’\u00e0 faire honte \u00e0 sa m\u00e8re. Une sale b\u00eate. Un sale macaque.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 Voil\u00e0. Et tu sais o\u00f9 c’est, la place des animaux ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Colin Niel : Darwyne, \u00e9ditions Rouergue Noir<\/p>\n\n\n\n

superbe roman, pour qui aime la for\u00eat<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le\u00a0Pian de Guyane<\/strong>\u00a0(opossum commun) est un petit\u00a0marsupial\u00a0aux oreilles noires et parfois blanches. Dans cette r\u00e9gion d\u2019outre mer, on y trouve 2 esp\u00e8ce de pian: le pian noir et le pian blanc. Il mesure 50 cm et poss\u00e8de une queue r\u00e9tractable tout aussi longue. On le compare \u00e0 un gros rat. Son nom est une d\u00e9formation du mot \u00ab\u00a0puant\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

allez – dis-le que tu es un pian Alors d’une voix minuscule, Darwyne r\u00e9p\u00e8te : \u2014 Je suis un pian. \u2014 C’est \u00e7a. Un petit pian d\u00e9gueulasse Et l’enfant dit plus fort : \u2014 Un petit pian d\u00e9gueulasse. Je suis un petit pian d\u00e9gueulasse. \u2014 Bon qu’\u00e0 faire honte \u00e0 sa m\u00e8re. \u2014 Bon qu’\u00e0 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[159],"tags":[147,25,65,1517,40,36,254,85],"class_list":["post-9581","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bretzel-surprise","tag-amour","tag-arbre","tag-citation","tag-colin-niel","tag-enfant","tag-foret","tag-litterature","tag-mere"],"yoast_head":"\nallez - dis-le que tu es un pian - \u00e0 l'ombre d'un paradoxe en fleur<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"allez - dis-le que tu es un pian. 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