{"id":9598,"date":"2023-08-19T09:19:44","date_gmt":"2023-08-19T07:19:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/?p=9598"},"modified":"2023-08-19T12:38:03","modified_gmt":"2023-08-19T10:38:03","slug":"canicule-je-me-taperais-bien-une-petite-glace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2023\/08\/19\/canicule-je-me-taperais-bien-une-petite-glace\/","title":{"rendered":"canicule &#8211; je me taperais bien une petite glace"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"1280\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 720 \/ 1280;\" width=\"720\" controls src=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/cervide-canicule-tiens-je-mangerais-bien-une-petite-glace.mp4\"><\/video><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">canicule &#8211; je me taperais bien une petite glace<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">tag : cervid\u00e9, gourmandise<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> il y a des pays, o\u00f9 les gens au creux des lits, la chaleur, ils en r\u00eavent, ici, nous vois-tu, nous on marche et nous on sue, nous on cr\u00e8ve. (Le champ des partisans de la climatisation)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">il y a un an : <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bretzel-liquide.com\/blog\/2022\/08\/19\/courir-apres-le-bonheur\/\">courir apr\u00e8s le bonheur<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>canicule &#8211; je me taperais bien une petite glace tag : cervid\u00e9, gourmandise il y a des pays, o\u00f9 les gens au creux des lits, la chaleur, ils en r\u00eavent, ici, nous vois-tu, nous on marche et nous on sue, nous on cr\u00e8ve. 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